Showing posts with label Jupiter Talisman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jupiter Talisman. Show all posts

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Pratts Birthday gift!!!!

I cant WAIT for Pratts birthday!!! My gift is the best EVER!! Remember I told you Joseph Smith had one? Did you guess what it was??!!
Heres some pitchers -

I got these pics here - renaissanceastrology.com

SO what I got Pratt is a Jupeter Talisman - JUST like Joseph Smith!!!!!!

Its got this special writing on it from Israel and numbers and it makes  gals fall in love with the guy whose got the talismun!! (Gals fall in love with Pratt ANYWAY). AND another thing, it makes guys rich which is great cos Pratt needs to finish that 4 Plex and I bet some of my sisterwives'd be real happy if they didnt need to go to work and leave there kids all the time. I nearly forgot, its good for guys to get in to important positions to (maybe he'll get called to be one of the bretheren - then he could have the same priesthood Heelaman did - WAY cool!!!!)

THeres heaps more words about this on a blog I found. Its got some real good NATURAL cures for the swine flue to!http://lifetechnologynews.blogspot.com/2009/05/joseph-smith-and-jupiter-talisman.html

Im not letting Pratt read my posting today cos I want it to be a surprise. Im making a special box for it to with ribbons hot glued on.

Thinking about the swine flue - have you all been trying the onions? Ive got onions in EVERY room now (except LiaHonas cos she says she doesnt want that stink in her bedroom.) The other day her kids made a real mess throwing all the onions around. Their were onion skins all over and some of the onions split! I didnt say anything cos I didnt want to make trouble. I just stood there and LOOKED and in the end LiaHona made them pick them all up, which was good.

Another thing about swine flue. Last Sunday when I was reading the scriptures in my room real early, I smelled this smell coming from downstairs and later when I went in the kitchen I found my best iron pan soaking in water with fat in it!!!! I would of been real mad if I didnt have such a sweet nature, cos it made the pan all rusty. But that wasnt all of it - I found a wrapper from BACON on the counter!!!

First off - Brigham Young said DONT eat bacon!! Second, swine flue started up from bacon! SO my pan got messed up, SOMEONE was breaking the commandment, AND it could of given us swine flue!!!!!!

Its a good thing about having the onions AND my garlic wreath!! 
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