Wheres Pratt and whats he doing?

I asked LiaHona why Pratt got in so late last night, and she said he said he was "in a meeting" but he didnt say any more about it. I asked her if she knew what kind of a meeting and who it was with, but she didnt know, but she was thinking it was a date!!!!!! That cant be right!!!! Pratts ALWAYS telling me stuff and Im always calling him last thing at night, but I wasnt getting through and he didnt call me. And about the roses. Somebody said they were probally for me, but they didnt come yet!!!! LiaHona CANT be right!!! I asked her about it and she said she heard a rumur about it from somebody else!!!

And another thing, Im still wondering what that gal whose married to one of the bretheren meant about the congratulations. I called Saraiah late last night and asked if anybodys getting a baby in the famly and she said not as far as she knows, except for Celestial Rainbow and Chastitee - and evrybody alredy knows about THEM. Saraiah didnt know anything about any dates, and she couldnt beleive Prattd be doing that before telling us!

Then I called LaBlessing and asked her, cus she's knowing evrything going on (Pratts not telling her but she still knows pretty much evrything - I dont know how shes doing it) She said theres no babies, but Ill probally get a BIG surprize pretty soon. She wouldnt say anything more about it, but she knows SOMETHING and the way she was saying it didnt sound much like a nice surprize!

Im calling that gal later (the one married to one of the bretheren and Im asking her what she was talking about. AND Ill watch for Pratts truck tonight and try and find out which of us gals hes with tonight. I dont think Pratts doing stuff without telling me about it.  He wouldnt be going on dates without telling me!!!